Practical sayings

Man who run in front of car get 'tired'
Man who run behind car get 'exhausted'
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left
Wife who put husband in dog-house soon find him in cat-house
Fortune may not knock on your door but may send her daughter instead....... missfortune
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man with luncheon voucher runs the fastest
Man with mom knows what babes want, she tells him
Man who slaps someone with mouth full gets a face pack
Man who beat & curse village ground with stick is a witch doctor.......he who does that in city is a golfer
Man who has headache should follow other inscription on bottle too "keep away from children"
Man should be nice to their kids.........they will choose the nursing home
Man who scrimps on postage gets letter bomb returned to sender
Man who is poor do not believe in miracles......he relies on them
Man with closed mind always opens his mouth
Man has right to remain silent, so he should SHUT UP
Man make ends meet but woman undoes it by moving the ends
Man does not live to see his boomerang come back if he faces wrong direction
Man learns from others mistake, he cant live long enough to make them all himself
Man's punishment for bigamy is 2 mothers-in-law
Man's wife is an angel.......only when she is in heaven
Man's good reason for coming home the morning after.....breakfast
Man's reason for 2 wives........2 pails balance evenly
Man is a dog on some days, the hydrant on some other...